Name: Double Income No Kids
Duration: P00H03M09S
Description: Not having kids rules, so I made a song about it.

Double Income No Kids

by Mayor Wertz

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Not having kids rules, so I made a song about it.

lyrics

Wake up in the morning when I want to
Cause I don’t have any kids that I gotta take to school
Grab a cup of coffee, and maybe add a little booze
Double Income No Kids, there’s no way to lose

Double the fun, Double the dough
And we can travel anywhere that we wanna go
Got No Babysitter, and no play dates
Only dates we have are with fancy food on the plates

Never gotta cut up lunch for the little ones
Too busy doing what I want and having tons of fun
Staying up late not cleaning up messes
No kids, tons of cash, no stresses

Call the presses, stopping my bloodline!
It’s okay I’m drinking wine with my dime and feeling fine!
Double the freedom, double the serenity
Never am I making any children my identity
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Double income no kids
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
is the life for me
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
Never felt so free

Double income no kids
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
is the life for me
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
Double income no kids
That’s how I want to be
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Had to say goodbye to so many friends
Who got married had kids, Pretty much dead
If we wanna hang we gotta plan months ahead
Don’t even care about the tax breaks on their end

All I do is spend money on myself and my wife
If I want something from the store I don’t think twice
No fuss or whining, when it comes to dinner
Eating whatever we want whenever we want is the winner!

After-school activities? Out of the question!
Happy Hour drinks are the only suggestion
Why would I want to teach a little tike how to ride a bike
And have to make friends with parents I don’t even like

Think about it no responsibilities
You know as well as I these kids are liabilities
Too many already in our civilization
Double Income No Kids, never-ending vacation

credits

released August 11, 2023
Written by: Kyle Wertz
Production: Steven Turner
Mix & Mastered by: Steven Turner

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Mayor Wertz Lakewood, Ohio

Step into the world of Mayor Wertz, the self-proclaimed internet Step-Dad and comedy rapper hailing from Cleveland, Ohio. With infectious energy and wit, Mayor Wertz has a unique ability to combine humor and storytelling in a way that sets him apart.

Known for his engaging crowd participation, he doesn't just perform for the audience; he brings them along for the ride. ... more